Saturday, February 7, 2009

New York City

A recent study shows that NYC is by far the most expensive place to live in the country (no surprise there).

In New York City, you'd need a salary of $123,322 to have the same standard of living as someone who made $50,000 in Houston.

And the average monthly rent in New York City is $2,801. The second most expensive city in the country is San Francisco, but rents there are 53% lower on average.

A while back, we posted a list of Things About New York City to Be Miserable About on Jewcy.com. Given the recent spate of frigid weather, and the fact that Valentine's Day is coming up (okay, that's miserable everywhere, but in NYC it's miserable and expensive - Valentine's Day bouquets at Takashimaya are priced from $150-$500) we thought it'd be a great time to repost the list here.

So, for the New Yorkers among us (and for the non-New Yorkers who want to indulge in a little schadenfreude at the expense of the New Yorkers among us):
  • Gum on subway seats
  • Vomit on subway seats
  • That adorable boutique down the block where you can't afford anything
  • Views of airshafts
  • Windows with bars on them
  • Getting your heels stuck in subway gratings
  • Trying to find somewhere to use the bathroom
  • Finding somewhere to use the bathroom, and then seeing four mice in the food preparation area as you walk by it on your way to the bathroom (this happened to me in a deli in the Village last week)
  • Tourists who stop in the middle of the sidewalk to take pictures in Times Square
  • This Craigslist post
  • Paying $11.25 for a movie
  • Wall Street
  • People who walk slowly in the subway station when you're running for a train
  • Ambulances outside your window
  • Overpriced greasy diners
  • Subway musicians that make you contemplate offering them money to STOP playing
  • Apartments with thin walls
  • The fact that anything cool you might discover has already been discovered by hundreds of cooler people (who probably live in Williamsburg and get checks each month from their parents in order to pay for their black designer skinny jeans)
What about you? What makes you miserable about New York City? Feel free to add to the list in the comments section.

Miserable Fact of the Day

A recent study of hotel rooms found evidence of urine or semen in every room tested, even those in five star hotels. [sixwise.com]

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Thursday, February 5, 2009

Miserable Fact of the Day

From our book, 11,002 Things to Be Miserable About :

An estimated 18,000 Americans die every year because they can't afford health care.

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Dead Puppies

Reader Brett from Arkansas sent us this very funny video.

Miserable Fact of the Day


Studies indicate that 50% of men will cheat on their wives, and over 80% of them will then lie about it. [Newsweek]

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Image courtesy of www.nowiknowhow.com

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Getting Married ...

Okay, so we thought getting married at Taco Bell was depressing ...

Now reader Rebecca's alerted us to the fact that you can also get married at the Mall of America.

5000 couples have been married in the mall's "Chapel of Love" since it opened ten years ago. When the New York Times asked recent mall bride Brianna Bergmann why she chose to celebrate her wedding there, she replied: "I love shopping!"

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

Miserable Fact of the Day

Collectively, Americans have 900 billion dollars in unpaid credit card debt. [PBS Online Newshour]

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Image courtesy of Personal Loans Made Easy

Monday, February 2, 2009

Miserable Fact of the Day

About fifty people a week are injured in "backover accidents," when someone else, typically a relative, backs over them in their driveways. [msnbc.com]

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Groundhog Day


Looks like we're in for six more weeks of winter ...

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Sunday, February 1, 2009

Miserable Fact of the Day

Almost sixty percent of traffic fatalities on Superbowl Sunday involve alcohol, meaning it's the second-deadliest drunk driving event of the year. [Insurance Information Institute]

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Not-So-Miserable News

The Boulder Daily Camera ran a great feature story today about Lia and Nick and 11,002 Things to Be Miserable About.

Click here to read the story and/or laugh at a fairly unflattering photograph:

Boulder siblings Nick and Lia Romeo write humor book about life's miseries